Bill Clinton and Kobe Bryant don't have to force someone to have a cup of coffee with him.
You don't get in trouble for asking your secretary for a cup of coffee.
It's really easy to drink coffee standing up.
You can have sex all night if you drink coffee all day.
If you forget to turn on the coffee pot, there is always later.... If you forget to turn on your girlfriend, there might not be a later!
You never have to get coffee "in the mood" to have a cup of hot coffee.
In Holland you can get a free cup of coffee in the supermarket. No way you can get a free woman in a supermarket!
Coffee machines come with warranty.
When coffee is young, it is called fresh and using it is actually encouraged by the coffee industry. When sex is young, it's called pedophilia and is punishable by jail time.
A cup of coffee never complains if you want another.
You don't get arrested for enjoying coffee by yourself in a public place.
Having coffee with an 90 year old person is not disgusting.
With less than $5, you can have a great cup coffee; with sex how much can you get with $5?
How about you? What do you think?
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